A Goats Ramblings

The sparrow flies south for winter

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The biggest debate in Achievement Hunter History

Michael:
You don't drink the milk in your cereal?
Gavin:
Nah, it's got bits of soggy crap in it!
Michael:
All the cereal you just ate. "It's got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!"
Geoff:
It's got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.
Gavin:
It's got smaller versions of it and it's all sloppy.
Michael:
Well maybe if it's sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.
Geoff:
Here's the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.
Gavin:
It's the stuff your spoon missed when you're eating.
Geoff:
Well maybe you shouldn't eat so much of the fucking spoon it's not rocket science.
Michael:
I don't even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.
Gavin:
Yeah but what if it's like an inch of spaghetti? You're just gonna be like "Ah, screw it."
Michael:
Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.
Gavin:
Nahhh it goes all soggy...
Michael:
Again, it doesn't get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don't take an hour and a half to eat cereal.
Geoff:
Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.
Gavin:
So... You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?
Michael:
Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.
Geoff:
It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.
Michael:
Minutes, and minutes, it's a bowl of cereal, not a vat.
Ryan:
Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal...
Gavin:
Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.
Geoff:
NOBODY'S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
Ryan:
What the fuck is a Weetabix?
Michael:
Absolutely correct, I've never had Weetabix.
Geoff:
We've got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops--
Gavin:
ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE'S NAMES. It doesn't make any sense!
Jack:
Yeah "Froot Loops", my buddy Froot Loops.
Ryan:
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.
Michael:
Yeah and "Frosted Mini-Wheats". Fuckin' "HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?"
Geoff:
It makes more sense to take a real word like "wheat" and mix it with a fake word like "bix".
Gavin:
Like a- Like bix, like-
Geoff:
Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.
Gavin:
Like a play on buiscuit like... bic- bicx- bix.
Geoff:
Bix is a play on biscuit?
Gavin:
Like a wheat biscuit-- Like weetabix.
Jack:
What'd you call me?
Michael:
Triscuit? Is that what you're trying to say?
Geoff:
TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.
Ryan:
Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?
Gavin:
And you've got Graham! And Captain Crunch!--
Michael:
Oh, we're starting? Let's Play. Jesus Christ.
Gavin:
So that's all cut right?
Michael:
I'd say that cereal bit should definitely be in.
Ryan:
No that's definitely going in.
Geoff:
That was gold, dude.